The developer has struggled to give much purpose to a lorry cab trundling around on platforms, however, and other than occasionally shoving an obstacle into a more appropriate position (though why you can't do this when in robot mode is never explained) there seems to be almost no reason for your Transformer to actually transform. You're able to change into vehicle mode, of course, which you do simply by pushing downwards. To defeat them, you're required to stagger slowly and jerkily along a world of platforms, punching the mindless minions of Megatron, jumping over gaps and standing on switches. Naturally you take on the role of Transformers front man Optimus Prime, and follow some daffodil-weak plot about the Decepticons returning to be dastardly for no apparent reason. Rarely do we come across games that are so bland they don't seem to fit into any genre (other than ‘film tie-in’, but that's practically an insult in the games industry anyway). Unfortunately in this case, the quality of its mobile game adaptation isn't much better. A hilarious turn of events, I'm sure you'll agree but my punishment, it seems, is being given the opportunity to review yet in other painfully trite movie tie-in game.Ĭonsidering the excruciatingly vapid Transformers movie from a year or so back, it’s absolutely no surprise that the sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, appears to be built very much from the same ill-fitting parts.
Unfortunately, he wasn't in when the package arrived and had to fetch it from his new neighbour, who now knows him as Mr Touchy-Feely.
I posted one of our office iPod touches back to the editor a while ago, addressed to Mr Rob "touchy-feely" Hearn (in reference to the touchscreen, of course, so he'd know what the package was).
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